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Missed out on the Bernard Madoff trading card? Well, here’s a new “collectible” opportunity: Financial Crisis “Most Wanted” Playing Cards.
For the CEO who has everything… Here’s a listing on Craigslist that will appeal to anyone who has been searching for that special $87,000 area rug. (If you have no idea what this post is referring to, please read this first).
Read “Craigslist: Antique furniture from former CEO’s office- $1.22 M (Financial District)”
Via our friends at Kraut in the City we have stumbled upon a fantastic bit of financial crisis entertainment called “The Bailout Game.” Highly recommended.
Play The Bailout Game
This video from Comedy Central has the hard-hitting fake news and analysis you’d expect from Stephen Colbert, as he takes on the Madoff Ponzi scheme.
The Colbert ReportMon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Ponzi Schemes
Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD
Green Screen
Bill O’Reilly Interview
(via Infectious Greed)
On a website called ChTONGUEeek, right after headlines including “Jets seeking older, more mature and experienced quarterback” and “Second baby of 2009 arrives to chants of ‘loser, loser, slow poke’” comes this: “Report: SEC investigation of Madoff pyramid scheme turned into a pyramid scheme.” As ChTONGUEeek (get it?) explains,
It’s now well known that the SEC, [...]
Presenting the Federal Bailout Application Form that is “so simple, and easy to use, that even Skadden Arps should bill no more than $2.7 million to review it.”
Read the Federal Bailout Application Form (via @derekabdinor’s Twitter feed)
Does Obama watch CNBC? I guess we’ll find out. And we’re going to tag this post “Humor” until we hear otherwise!
(via Dealbreaker)
Includes thoughtful comments from (fake) Americans such as: “First Martha Stewart, now Mark Cuban. It’s like the SEC knows exactly who I hate.”
Read The Onion’s “American Voices: Mark Cuban Sued For Insider Trading”
AOL Money has collected profiles and photos of 17 Famous Financial Felons, and even has a “where are they now” section for each. Boesky, Ebbers, Minkow, Lay… all of your favorites!
Read Famous Financial Felons