In the interest of levity/sanity after a brutal week, today we introduce a new game, “Guess That Headline,” in which we will attempt to guess what headlines written in languages we cannot speak might be saying. Let’s go!
“As you can see, our markets went down at the end. We tried to call President Bush on the special red phone he gave us but he did not pick up.”
“This trader lost a lot of money today. To make matters even worse, he is being engulfed in a giant red flame.”
“We are entering a recession. We blame the people with the big flag behind the boot.”
“We are in a bear market. And it is scary.”
