From Dateline: Hollywood: “Mark Cuban Buys SEC After Being Charged With Insider Trading”
Satire, of course, but funny, particularly the last few lines:
Since acquiring the agency, Mark Cuban has dropped all charges against Mark Cuban.
“I am glad the SEC came to their senses and dismissed all these charges,” said Cuban in a statement.
“If I had know that this was possible, I would have bought the SEC years ago,” said Martha Stewart.