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“Mark Cuban Buys SEC After Being Charged With Insider Trading”

By Securities Docket on November 18, 2008, 3:48 pm

From Dateline: Hollywood: “Mark Cuban Buys SEC After Being Charged With Insider Trading”

Satire, of course, but funny, particularly the last few lines:

Since acquiring the agency, Mark Cuban has dropped all charges against Mark Cuban.

“I am glad the SEC came to their senses and dismissed all these charges,” said Cuban in a statement.

“If I had know that this was possible, I would have bought the SEC years ago,” said Martha Stewart.

Read “Mark Cuban Buys SEC After Being Charged With Insider Trading”

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