Quis custodiet ipsos cellphones

I hope the banks will sue for their money back? I hope that the SEC’s enforcement lawyers came to a meeting with a bank’s top brass, and proceeded to berate them about how awful it is that some of their employees texted about business, and then the SEC lawyer’s phone buzzed and she pulled it out and was like “sorry do you mind if I answer this text, it’s about another case” and proceeded to text a reply. And the bank CEO was like “hang on did you just” and the SEC lawyer put her phone away and said “we’re not here to talk about me” and went back to berating him. Absolutely perfect financial regulation story right here.

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